okie dokies! so i was sick this summer and ewww! it's so gross. So there i waz innocently pukin my guts out. When all of a sudden... IT CAME OUT MY NOSE! YEAH! it was gross and PAINFUL! sooo not a fun time for me. But looking back i must say that it's pretty kool. But ew! i don't want that to ever happen again. Ok if soda burns when it comes out your nose try puking the soda out your nose! TEN TIMES WORSE! I'm so awesome.

I have invented a new word! An epic word. A fabulous omg i'm gonna say it everyday word! So a little background on it. I don't really remember. I just kinda said it cuz it popped into my head. I'd like to share it with anyone who took the time to actually read this stupid thing. The word is....WORMFUCKER! Oh yeah, it's epic! You love it! I know you do!! WORMFUCKER!!!!! YEAH!!

I went to skool in shorts the one day and this chik waz like, "ur stoopud! Y r u wearin shorts?" Seriously, do i even have to answer that! She answered her own question! BECUZ I'M STOOPUD! DUH! and at skool whenever i do somethin peepz say, "U would do that." Uhhh...yeah, i would. And i did. WHERE WERE U FOR THE PAST FIVE SECONDZ?! And these peepz call me stoopud? i don't think so. They need 2 look up stupid in the dictionary cuz right under the defintion is their group photo. ya know wat i'm sayin?

I iz not a blonde!!!!!I never was and I never will be!!!!BWA HAHAHAHA!!! OOO!!! AND by the by the ugliest actor on earth is Hector Jimenz!!!YAY UGLY!!! and i'm aloud to make fun of rich people
cuz they are rich and famous!! OOOOO and paris hilton needs to fall off the planet and die! YAY!!

I waz wonderin if cheesecake waz really a cake. It seems more like a pie. ya know? Does any peepz know if it iz a cake or a pie?